• beware the signs!

    been on a court tv bender, so i’m presenting you with signs your spouse is going to kill you

    • you find notebooks filled with forged copies of your signature
    • your spouse recently has taken out $250,000 or more in life insurance
    • your spouse has taken out 3 new insurance policies on you. 30 days ago.
    • your spouse suddenly insists on cooking all your meals
    • you’re preparing for a divorce that’s gonna take ‘em to the cleaners
    • you’re preparing to contest for custody
    • spouse’s affiar heats up
    • your name isn’t on one of the tickets to mexico you’ve found in your spouse’s desk
    • they “joke” about offing ya - to everyone they meet
    • they have a manuscript in the desk on commiting the perfect murder. the couple in the story sounds disturbingly like the two of you.
    • they suddenly take an interest in your friend’s ne’er-do-well cousin, fresh out of the big house.
    • you notice ten grand is missing from the savings account. this is the downpayment on the hit.

    got any more?

    Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 at 19:14
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