been on a court tv bender, so i’m presenting you with signs your spouse is going to kill you…
- you find notebooks filled with forged copies of your signature
- your spouse recently has taken out $250,000 or more in life insurance
- your spouse has taken out 3 new insurance policies on you. 30 days ago.
- your spouse suddenly insists on cooking all your meals
- you’re preparing for a divorce that’s gonna take ‘em to the cleaners
- you’re preparing to contest for custody
- spouse’s affiar heats up
- your name isn’t on one of the tickets to mexico you’ve found in your spouse’s desk
- they “joke” about offing ya - to everyone they meet
- they have a manuscript in the desk on commiting the perfect murder. the couple in the story sounds disturbingly like the two of you.
- they suddenly take an interest in your friend’s ne’er-do-well cousin, fresh out of the big house.
- you notice ten grand is missing from the savings account. this is the downpayment on the hit.
got any more?