We’re watching tv. My husband reaches over and touches my leg.
“Ohhhhhh….,” he says.
I smile. “My skin’s soft, isn’t it?”
“Very. You’ve got that girl thing going on, definitely.” he replies.
“And that’s exactly why our hall closet looks like a Bath & Bodyworks warehouse, just so you don’t wonder. There is a reason, you know. I buy this stuff when it’s on sale, man.”