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But I still count this as a pre-merc rx wrong number: That damn collector that is looking for my husband’s exwife left a message.

Now, the last name they use for her is from her marraige AFTER she and hubby split. She married the dude she was screwing at the time, and it’s his last name. So it’s not like there is ANY legitmate reason these fuckers have to call us. She has NEVER been at this number. We’ve had this number for about 15 years–Jesus! Have we been in this po-dunk town that long? Eeek. But regardless, she’s never lived with me.

  (God help me at the thought, for fuck’s sakes!)

But I’m left wondering: are they just retarded, or did the bitch give out our number on her bills she wasn’t planning on paying one day? Or did they end up with our number by some bizzare, credit buereu mixup? Not that I’m losing any sleep over it. I’m not. Blocked the mother fucking number, matter of fact. (Privacy manager phone service ROCKS.) I could give a shit if the ex pays her bills or not. Not my problem either way. Not my life or my interest, in any sense of the word. As in the whole thing is a big, fucking “Who cares?” for me.

But anyway, I’m calling that whole thing as being about as wrong as a number can get. So add one to the wrong number tally, man.