January 16, 2008
conversations with stinker series…simulated reality
I’d been to the grocery store. She’d slept. A lot.
“I got you some Dr. Pepper in bottles instead of the cans. I figured your room could use a change in decor.”
She laughed. She couldn’t very well deny that the most prominent feature of her current “decorating” scene is about seventeen kabillion empty popcans. My daughter takes procrasitination beyond the level of ordinary humans.
“And I got you a can of Oust. Outdoor scent. A whole can. Just for you. So you can get some idea of what the rest of the world smells like.”
“Are you joking?” She’s incredulous.
”No, I’m totally serious. I picked it up and it made me laugh. Thought it would do you good to smell simulated outdoors. So I bought you your own can of Outdoor Scent Oust.”
I also suggested she might want to engage in some productive activity. :mrgreen: